Batman and Robin #4: JASON TODD. I am so happy that Grant Morrison decided to keep the Todd around for a villain, because he really makes a great one (sometimes). His first run as the Red Hood was le awesome king, so this pleases me already. Also, his crazy bitch friend is crazy. I absolutely adore the way Morrison writes Jason, with his silly ( Read more... )

Blackest Night #2: AQUAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN. I like how they're killing off a bunch of people that nobody minds dying. Aqualad, you're okay, but sorry. I do feel a little bad for the Atom though. His teary-eyed phone call MAY have choked me up a little bit. Oo, and this issue has Zatanna.

Deadpool: Suicide Kings #5: Spider-man makes a ( Read more... )

( Soranik, Cap, and some asshole )

Green Lantern 45: I AM EXCITE ABOUT THESE BLACK LANTERNS. STILL. Don't care about Star Sapphires though, and the Carol loving Hal bit is just... whatever. Are there any dude Sapphires? :(

Batman and Robin 3: UHHHHH GRANT MORRISON. YOU A WEIRD DUDE. Still a good series, just weird as hail. Pyg was just... just... Grant Morrison. Have you ( Read more... )

Green Lantern! The FIRST thing I see is Guy eating donuts and reading comic books, talking about how much he misses Ice. Sigh ( Read more... )

Ryan Reynolds is the Green Lantern? FUCK. SHIT. JUST GO AWAY, IT'S SO WRONG.

He's also Deadpool, if you don't know D: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Oh hey Guy, I see those big beefy arm muscles. You trying to seduce me, or does that just cme naturally? If you read the GL where Yat becomes the sun of Daxam, my gods... that's how I feel about the universe. Arisia is pretty cool by the way. Everyone should read this shit ( Read more... )

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Alright, so this is still funny. Not as funny as the regular Deadpool's last issue with the LOL RESPAWN, but steel gut. Anyway yeah, fuck all the Punisher. I never liked that guy. But if you hate comical stereotypes of women with large breastesies, do not recommend.

Booster Gold 20OH BOOSTER, THE FONZ ISN'T REAL ( Read more... )

Night watch at Paradisa was boring. The only bad guys around did their business during the day, and when night came around they all went out boozing. The best you could hope for was a roudy drunk pissing on the side of the castle ( Read more... )